Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
Dad keeps yoinkin’ my dates!
If she's pretty, eat her cookie
When beauty and slutty makes a cocktail
You're hot, so what's not to like?
What matters is your education, son
Let's get totally unprofessional
The only currency she has
Better not waste any cum drops
Inner thighs are a good destination
Perverted enough to be fun
I'd rather be your first, stepson
Not much room for imagination
Be useful, peeping tom
Be creative with your holes